Show off your forensic pride with a shirt that’s equal parts witty and wickedly accurate. The “I Work Well Under Pressure” tee combines scientific humor with a bold blood-spatter graphic — a nod to every professional who deals with high-stakes analysis and impact patterns.
Whether you’re a bloodstain pattern analyst, CSI, lab tech, or just a true-crime fan who knows their way around luminol and trajectory rods, this design celebrates your cool-under-pressure mindset in a way only forensic insiders can appreciate.
Printed on soft, durable cotton/polyester, it’s ideal for workdays, conferences, or casual off-duty crime-scene banter. Because when the pressure’s on — you deliver results.

