Bring a little gallows humor into your wardrobe with our “Stay Safe or I Get to See You Naked” shirt — designed especially for Autopsy Technicians and Coroners who know that dark humor keeps the job human.
This shirt playfully reminds everyone to make safe choices… because your local death investigators would really prefer not to meet you professionally.
Printed on high-quality, soft cotton/polyester blend with bold distressed typography, this design is perfect for work, conferences, or off-duty laughs with your fellow death investigators. Whether you’re in the morgue, the lab, or just living life on the dark side, this tee says what everyone’s thinking — with the perfect mix of wit and morbidity.