Step into the neon glow of pop-culture absurdity with this true-crime satire tee.
“America’s Sweetheart (But Make It Florida)” isn’t about glorifying the darkness — it’s about mocking our obsession with it.
Bold, comic-book style. Tabloid headlines. That unmistakable Florida chaos energy.
This shirt calls out the media circus that turns real-life tragedy into prime-time spectacle — with colors as loud as the headlines.
🩸 Wear it ironically. Laugh responsibly.