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It's A Crime How Old You Are Birthday Greeting Card

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🚧🎂 “It’s a Crime How Old You Are” Birthday Card

Another year older… and under investigation.

đź’Ą Product Overview

Aging gracefully? Debatable.

This minimalist, crime scene–inspired birthday card features a classic body outline with evidence markers and a blunt, hilarious message. It’s simple, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone with a sense of humor about getting older.

đź–¤ Why Customers Love It

  • Clean, minimalist design with strong visual impact

  • Instantly recognizable crime scene imagery

  • Relatable humor that works for almost anyone

  • Great balance of funny without being too edgy

đź“Ź Product Details

  • Size: 5” x 7”

  • Material: Premium, sturdy cardstock

  • Print Quality: Crisp, high-resolution finish

  • Includes:
    âś” Matching envelope
    âś” Protective film sleeve

🚧🎂 “It’s a Crime How Old You Are” Birthday Card

Another year older… and under investigation.

đź’Ą Product Overview

Aging gracefully? Debatable.

This minimalist, crime scene–inspired birthday card features a classic body outline with evidence markers and a blunt, hilarious message. It’s simple, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone with a sense of humor about getting older.

đź–¤ Why Customers Love It

  • Clean, minimalist design with strong visual impact

  • Instantly recognizable crime scene imagery

  • Relatable humor that works for almost anyone

  • Great balance of funny without being too edgy

đź“Ź Product Details

  • Size: 5” x 7”

  • Material: Premium, sturdy cardstock

  • Print Quality: Crisp, high-resolution finish

  • Includes:
    âś” Matching envelope
    âś” Protective film sleeve

Option:

Make someone in your life laugh with this Crime Scene-themed Birthday Greeting Card. There is no better way to gift the gift of laughter on their birthday than with this truly amazing greeting card.

PRODUCT INFORMATION:

- Inside: Blank for a personal message

- Size: 5 x 7 inches

- Quality: Printed on thick matte cardstock

- Envelope: White

- Packaging: Sealed in Crystal Clear Sleeve

OPTIONAL:

- Pre-stamped Envelope

- Personal Message typed inside

SHIPPING INFORMATION:

Please allow 2-3 business days for shipping.