Another year older… case closed.
Celebrate another trip around the sun with a little forensic flair.
This crime scene–inspired birthday card features classic evidence markers, a chalk outline, and bold “Do Not Cross” tape design—perfectly delivering dark humor with a birthday twist. It’s the ultimate card for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, true crime, and getting older (kind of).
Clever mix of birthday humor + crime scene aesthetics
Eye-catching evidence marker design
Perfect for true crime lovers and forensic professionals
Funny without being basic—guaranteed to stand out
Size: 5” x 7”
Material: Thick, high-quality cardstock
Print: Crisp, vibrant colors with bold contrast
Includes:
âś” Matching envelope
âś” Protective film sleeve
Another year older… case closed.
Celebrate another trip around the sun with a little forensic flair.
This crime scene–inspired birthday card features classic evidence markers, a chalk outline, and bold “Do Not Cross” tape design—perfectly delivering dark humor with a birthday twist. It’s the ultimate card for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, true crime, and getting older (kind of).
Clever mix of birthday humor + crime scene aesthetics
Eye-catching evidence marker design
Perfect for true crime lovers and forensic professionals
Funny without being basic—guaranteed to stand out
Size: 5” x 7”
Material: Thick, high-quality cardstock
Print: Crisp, vibrant colors with bold contrast
Includes:
âś” Matching envelope
âś” Protective film sleeve
Make someone in your life laugh with this Right to a Fantastic Birthday Card. There is no better way to gift the gift of crime on that special day than with this truly amazing greeting card.
PRODUCT INFORMATION:
- Inside: Blank for a personal message
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Quality: Printed on thick matte cardstock
- Envelope: White
- Packaging: Sealed in Crystal Clear Sleeve
OPTIONAL:
- Personal Message typed inside
SHIPPING INFORMATION:
Please allow 2-3 business days for shipping.
