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Have a Killer Birthday Serial Killer Birthday Greeting Cards

$5.00

🔪🎂 “Have a Killer Birthday” Greeting Card

Dark humor for the true crime obsessed.

💥 Product Overview

This isn’t your average birthday card… and that’s exactly the point.

Designed for true crime enthusiasts with a taste for the darker side, this card features a striking illustrated portrait paired with the bold message: Have a Killer Birthday. It’s edgy, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

⚠️ Not for everyone—but perfect for the right person.

🖤 Choose Your Design

Available in multiple infamous true crime–inspired options:

  • Aileen Wuornos

  • Albert Fish

  • H. H. Holmes

  • Ted Bundy

  • Zodiac Killer

  • Charles Manson

  • John Wayne Gacy

  • Jeffrey Dahmer

  • Edmund Kemper

  • Pogo the Clown

  • Gary Ridgway

  • Dennis Rader

  • Richard Ramirez

  • Lizzie Borden

  • Ed Gein

  • David Berkowitz

👉 Collect them or choose the one that fits your recipient’s true crime obsession.

🖤 Why Customers Love It

  • Bold, conversation-starting design

  • Appeals directly to true crime fans

  • Unique alternative to generic birthday cards

  • Collectible across multiple infamous figures

📏 Product Details

  • Size: 5” x 7”

  • Material: Premium, sturdy cardstock

  • Print Quality: High-resolution, sharp print

  • Includes:
    ✔ Matching envelope
    ✔ Protective film sleeve

🔪🎂 “Have a Killer Birthday” Greeting Card

Dark humor for the true crime obsessed.

💥 Product Overview

This isn’t your average birthday card… and that’s exactly the point.

Designed for true crime enthusiasts with a taste for the darker side, this card features a striking illustrated portrait paired with the bold message: Have a Killer Birthday. It’s edgy, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

⚠️ Not for everyone—but perfect for the right person.

🖤 Choose Your Design

Available in multiple infamous true crime–inspired options:

  • Aileen Wuornos

  • Albert Fish

  • H. H. Holmes

  • Ted Bundy

  • Zodiac Killer

  • Charles Manson

  • John Wayne Gacy

  • Jeffrey Dahmer

  • Edmund Kemper

  • Pogo the Clown

  • Gary Ridgway

  • Dennis Rader

  • Richard Ramirez

  • Lizzie Borden

  • Ed Gein

  • David Berkowitz

👉 Collect them or choose the one that fits your recipient’s true crime obsession.

🖤 Why Customers Love It

  • Bold, conversation-starting design

  • Appeals directly to true crime fans

  • Unique alternative to generic birthday cards

  • Collectible across multiple infamous figures

📏 Product Details

  • Size: 5” x 7”

  • Material: Premium, sturdy cardstock

  • Print Quality: High-resolution, sharp print

  • Includes:
    ✔ Matching envelope
    ✔ Protective film sleeve

Serial Killer:
Option:

Make someone in your life laugh with this True Crime-themed Birthday Greeting Card. There is no better way to gift the gift of laughter on their birthday than with this truly amazing greeting card.

PRODUCT INFORMATION:

- Inside: Blank for a personal message

- Size: 5 x 7 inches

- Quality: Printed on thick matte cardstock

- Envelope: White

- Packaging: Sealed in Crystal Clear Sleeve

OPTIONAL:

- Personal Message typed inside

SHIPPING INFORMATION:

Please allow 2-3 business days for shipping.