Because not wishing them would be a crime.
Straight to the point… and slightly incriminating.
This dark, minimalist birthday card features bold typography layered over a blood-spatter design, delivering a punchy message that true crime fans will instantly love. It’s clean, edgy, and guaranteed to stand out in any stack of cards.
Bold blood spatter design with high contrast
Short, punchy message that hits immediately
Perfect for true crime lovers and dark humor fans
Sleek, modern look that feels different from busy designs
Size: 5” x 7”
Material: Premium, sturdy cardstock
Print Quality: Crisp, high-resolution finish
Includes:
âś” Matching envelope
âś” Protective film sleeve
Because not wishing them would be a crime.
Straight to the point… and slightly incriminating.
This dark, minimalist birthday card features bold typography layered over a blood-spatter design, delivering a punchy message that true crime fans will instantly love. It’s clean, edgy, and guaranteed to stand out in any stack of cards.
Bold blood spatter design with high contrast
Short, punchy message that hits immediately
Perfect for true crime lovers and dark humor fans
Sleek, modern look that feels different from busy designs
Size: 5” x 7”
Material: Premium, sturdy cardstock
Print Quality: Crisp, high-resolution finish
Includes:
âś” Matching envelope
âś” Protective film sleeve
Make someone in your life laugh with this True Crime-themed Birthday Greeting Card. There is no better way to gift the gift of laughter on their birthday than with this truly amazing greeting card.
PRODUCT INFORMATION:
- Inside: Blank for a personal message
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Quality: Printed on thick matte cardstock
- Envelope: White
- Packaging: Sealed in Crystal Clear Sleeve
OPTIONAL:
- Personal Message typed inside
SHIPPING INFORMATION:
Please allow 2-3 business days for shipping.
