Because that’s real loyalty.
Not your average birthday card… and definitely not for everyone.
This bold, dark-humor greeting card is perfect for that one person you’d trust with your secrets—and your alibi. Featuring a nighttime scene, freshly dug hole, and a message only true crime lovers will appreciate, this card delivers humor with a slightly sinister twist.
Dark humor that stands out from generic cards
Perfect for true crime junkies
Funny, edgy, and unforgettable
Great conversation starter (and maybe a little concerning 😏)
Size: 5” x 7”
Material: Thick, durable premium cardstock
Print: High-quality, vibrant finish
Includes:
✔ Matching envelope
✔ Protective film sleeve
Because that’s real loyalty.
Not your average birthday card… and definitely not for everyone.
This bold, dark-humor greeting card is perfect for that one person you’d trust with your secrets—and your alibi. Featuring a nighttime scene, freshly dug hole, and a message only true crime lovers will appreciate, this card delivers humor with a slightly sinister twist.
Dark humor that stands out from generic cards
Perfect for true crime junkies
Funny, edgy, and unforgettable
Great conversation starter (and maybe a little concerning 😏)
Size: 5” x 7”
Material: Thick, durable premium cardstock
Print: High-quality, vibrant finish
Includes:
✔ Matching envelope
✔ Protective film sleeve
Make someone in your life laugh with this Crime Scene-themed Birthday Greeting Card. There is no better way to gift the gift of laughter on their birthday than with this truly amazing greeting card.
PRODUCT INFORMATION:
- Inside: Blank for a personal message
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Quality: Printed on thick matte cardstock
- Envelope: White
- Packaging: Sealed in Crystal Clear Sleeve
OPTIONAL:
- Personal Message typed inside
SHIPPING INFORMATION:
Please allow 2-3 business days for shipping.
