Introducing the “Lizzie Borden Taught Me to Control My Anger” t-shirt, available in short sleeve. This shirt is made famous by the notorious axe murderer herself, Lizzie Borden.
“Lizzie Borden Taught Me…” Tee – Dark Humor Classic
Sweet, simple… and sharply twisted. This “Lizzie Borden Taught Me How To Control My Anger” design delivers a clean, vintage badge style with a dark humor punchline that true crime fans will instantly appreciate.
Featuring elegant typography paired with a subtle axe graphic, this shirt blends innocent aesthetics with infamous history—making it the perfect conversation starter.
Product Details:
Vintage badge-style design with clean, crisp lines
Subtle axe graphic for a clever true crime nod
Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
High-quality print that stands out on any color
Available Colors:
Azalea
Sport Gray
White
Perfect For:
True crime lovers, dark humor fans, and anyone who enjoys subtle but bold statements
Why You’ll Love It:
It looks polite… until you read it twice.
“Lizzie Borden Taught Me…” Tee – Dark Humor Classic
Sweet, simple… and sharply twisted. This “Lizzie Borden Taught Me How To Control My Anger” design delivers a clean, vintage badge style with a dark humor punchline that true crime fans will instantly appreciate.
Featuring elegant typography paired with a subtle axe graphic, this shirt blends innocent aesthetics with infamous history—making it the perfect conversation starter.
Product Details:
Vintage badge-style design with clean, crisp lines
Subtle axe graphic for a clever true crime nod
Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
High-quality print that stands out on any color
Available Colors:
Azalea
Sport Gray
White
Perfect For:
True crime lovers, dark humor fans, and anyone who enjoys subtle but bold statements
Why You’ll Love It:
It looks polite… until you read it twice.
Introducing the “Lizzie Borden Taught Me to Control My Anger” t-shirt, available in short sleeve. This shirt is made famous by the notorious axe murderer herself, Lizzie Borden.